Scrubulosis

NOTE THIS WAS MADE BEFORE CORONAVIRUS WAS WIDELY RECOGNISED AND IS NOT INTENDED TO BE A REFERENCE TO THAT

Scrubatosis(or Scrubulosis) is a raging infection that has until recently, been undiscovered. Scrubulosis as soon as it was discovered, was in fact dated to be as old as September 2019! The disease blooms every 2 years when the class of 2022 and the class of 2023 are together. This disease is very deadly. If you identify any of the symptoms below, please alert someone immediately.

Symptoms include: The disease is sadly very common with 5th graders(class of 2023). Although remember, not all 5th graders have this. Sometimes, even a 6th grader can get what is known as 'secondhand scrubatosis'. Scientists are working on a cure for this raging infection. We have never seen an Epidemic like this before. Please, stay calm. Goodbye.
 * toxicity
 * bossing around older kids
 * closing lockers
 * trying to be cool and impressive but are actually being toxic
 * laughing at unfunny stuff

This has been A Public Service Announcement brought to you by the Center for Disease Control and the World Health Organization.