Biggie Cheese

Biggie Cheese is the world's best rapper. He has been nominated for 17 Grammy awards, and won 15 of them. He has also won 10 Billboard Music awards, and 22 American music awards. Biggie Cheese has written an autobiography, and People Magazine named him sexiest man of the year twice. He also preformed at the 2007 Superbowl halftime show(many sources say it was the band  Coldplay , do not listen to them, they are lying because they are Bigggie Cheese Haters). His rapping career launched in 2006, when the movie  The Barnyard  came out. He can be found singing his hit single, ' Mr. Boombastic . Biggie Cheese has many mortal bodies, some of which he has died in. Mortal body#371 is one of the most famous. That body sadly died after he was placed in Life support. Biggie Cheese is a male, yet somehow he became pregnant and gave birth in October of 2019. His baby, Smally Milk, was lost. R.I.P.

He Canonically created a copy Dababy's body, essence and whatever else to make a perfect copy of Dababy and sang the hit single Lets go while in his body and essence

Eminem was too afraid to diss track Biggie Cheese

He stabbed duke jing the jin (who was a Chinese emperor) in the crack while jing was on the toilet, causing jing to fall into his own crap and die.

he also knows how to waterbend pee into peoples mouths and chooses to do so if the person he is rap battling is bogus at it. Eminem was the first victim of this and reported that he had a burning sensation in his mouth.

He also one time sunk a German submarine after taking a massive dump nugget in it.

biggie cheese committed 9/11 because there was a secret terrorist organization in the towers who were gonna launch nukes on the earth and he saved the world by farting into the terrorist mouths and drowning them in toilets, he is also really popular at Queensland for some reason and he out pizza'd the Hut by finding multiple loopholes to get free pizzas, eventually resulting in multiple pizza hut restaurants closing. Biggie cheese then set out to find the taliban so that he could get free pizza in afghanistan because it is extra cheesy. The taliban shortly after with the help of Biggie Cheese, slaughtered many civilians and took over Afghanistan and ate all the pizza. Biggie Cheese is now seeking out new places to eat pizza and taking craps in sinks.

Biggie cheese is a powerful entity as you can see from all this. His power has no limits and he chooses to use it to bring lyrical power and ear soothing music to our world. Saint Paulie, a bald man with kids that drives a land cruiser, is Biggie's biggest fan. His lova-lova for him has no bounds and he would happily abandon his kids and his back yard which he is very proud of because he shows it off in his computer wallpaper. I do not blame him for his love as Mr Boombastic is the very foundation of life, religion, civilisation and racism. This romantic lover has truly touched our hearts. It is safe to say that Biggie Cheese is in fact, the one true god.